I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
“I’m 22 and still think I’m young as an actor. I have so much to learn.”
Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours
Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
Me talking about my maid